December 2009
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WatchAaaaaand *THIS* is why I only watch the Winter Olympics. Roll on Vancouver 2010!
WatchA Mashup of most of the pop hits of 2009 from CollegeHumor.com
clientsfromhell:
Client: Can you un-blur the background on this photo?
Me: Unblur?
Client: Yeah, I want the whole image to be super sharp. I don’t particularly care for that whole deep field thing you keep telling me about.
Me: You mean depth of field?
Client: Yeah, whatever. Just unblur it.
Me: That’s impossible.
Client: I’ve seen it done on CSI.
clientsfromhell:
Client: “You’re fired.”
Me: “Why?”
Client: “You printed it upside-down.”
Me: “You’re holding the board upside-down.”
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“Can we change the black and white images on the website to color? I don’t want...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
“Since I’m paying for this magazine, I don’t want any wasted space. Please get...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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Home brew ‘Poker Face’ Cover - Done by...
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“I don’t know if all the women in the photographs are beautiful, but I do know...”
– Garry Winogrand
“We are calling to inform you that we have decided to go with the other design...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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WatchWilliam Shatner reads a passage from Sarah Palin’s Autobiography….
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Stop Sign Designed by Committee →
It’s odd… where I work deals with people like this on a daily basis… I never thought they actually existed.
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Photographer Roughed Up & Detained by police →
In this video, two British police officers come up to a young woman who is filming a building and harass her, imply that she is a terrorist, intimidate her, demand to see her footage. The policeman says that he’s harassing her for being “cocky” — punishing her for failing to cringe sufficiently. England’s Police chiefs have ordered policemen to stop harassing...
“I’m tired of how I’ve been taking pictures. *click-click-click* all...”
– Kris Mitchell - 2009
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Purple Radio →
Listening to Rob Orchard. (he’s got a great face for radio) ;-)
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its hard to explain
You’ve pegged it Kev, I know I’ve got one or two of your shots I’ve seen on this blog. I’ll link it back to you whenever I can, but if you want me to scrap the images I’m down with that.
Much respect - Kris
darkdaze:
its hard for me to explain but just cos I dont make my work with a brush, or sit and hammer away at an old typewriter for years, or chisel away at...
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Bad Romance Parody... →
honestly… how much work went into this? Disturbingly good.
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Hubble Space Telescope Advent Calendar 2009 - The... →
An imaginary Advent Calendar from the people over at “The Big Picture” blog on Boston.com - some really great shots From the Hubble Telescope.
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Taryn Simon - Photographing Secret Sites - TED... →
Getting in to places you shouldn’t be and taking pictures… Taryn Simon does a remarkable job of doing this and takes some great images in the process. It’s a shame the talk was quite short - I’d be interested in hearing more.
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photographer detained after photographing a bank's... →
Just when you thought it was safe to go and take pictures outside in the UK again, a photographer in London has been arrested for taking pictures of a church because it’s next to the Bank of America-Merrill Lynch building.
I’m finding this to be more and more of a concern - why is it that Police Officers think that people with a large, conspicuous camera and tripod must be...
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